Tell me about a story I haven't written and I'll write you one sentence from it.

Perhaps more.


(Why? Cuz I'm being responsible today and editing and I need some funs. Also, it's hot as a muthafukah and I'm in Nor Cal and it's not supposed to get this hot here *whine*).
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From: [identity profile] senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com


How about that great story where, ok, see, Commodore Norrington, and this is an AU, by the way, see, Norrington lost everything and went crawling to Cutler Beckett and his bewigged goodness and asked him for help. And Beckett went all sinistery hot and seductive and offered Norrington a "deal" to help get him back on his feet.

Take it away!

From: [identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com

all stories with norry-pants are an AU


(stupid Disney...getting rid of him...wasting the hotness of Commodore Fucking Sexy).

"Let's see, Admiral..." Beckett paused and cocked his head to one side in an attitude that was meant to thoughtful. James glanced up at him and felt hsi gaze trapped by the knowledge the man's eyes, too much bloody knowledge of what James was, what he had been, what he wished he had never done.

"Should I still call you Admiral?" Beeckett inquired, oil and resin, black as his motives. James clenched his jaw but could not look away. "Commodore perhaps, though I don't see a ship under your command."

The words struck where they should not have and James jerked his head up despite himself. Beckett's eyes still spoke of cruel memories, of who James had last spoken such words to, and where, precisely, that had lead him.

Sometimes James thought he would never fall asleep again without first thinking of Jack's arms around him, no matter how he knew Jack had never once thought the same.

"Mister then?" Beckett's thin lips curled upward and he turned momentarily to face the water, staring through the glass at the ocean that the Trading Company had claimed for its own. "Mister Norrington..."

"Please." James closes his eyes at the word, controlling his quavering body. When he opens his eyes again, Cutler Beckett is standing cool at his side, too close for James' starving skin.

"What might you do then, Mister Norrington, to earn back your rank?" Beckett muses against James' ear, and the hand running down James' side already knows the answer.
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From: [identity profile] senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com

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I humbly apologize for any wrongdoing my company did in getting rid of Norrington. They killed a lot of things I didn't want killed and I had no say in at all.

And OH GOD that is hot. When I first saw 2, I had wrote this post where I wanted to be Beckett's tea girl and I accidentally (on purpose) bring him Ceylon when he wanted Darjeeling and he gets VERY CROSS with me. Johnny who? Norrington and Beckett are where it's at.


We have had desert weather lately---hot, dry days and cool nights with WILDFIRES. It's not monsoon season yet, but when that happens, hell, it's BRUTALLY hot and then it rains and steam rises from the roads. And then it gets hot again--but with 99% humidity and it makes 100 feel like a lobster pot.

From: [identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com

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Honestly I hated the second movie so much for what they did to Norry that I never even thought about it. That being said, you could always watch "Bedrooms and Hallways" for Tom Hollander (aka Beckett) being a big gay slut. It's just fun.

Norrington is just the hottest thing ever. Jack totally broke his heart and made him more bitter and sad and lonely and Will had *totally* better bring him back from the dead, because, honestly...he must be alive to angst.

I made Norry have secks with an OC of mine once. Kind of on a dare. He is perpetually heartbroken. (Ten bucks says Psych does the same with Lassiter once their ratings go down).
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From: [identity profile] senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com

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Oh, yeah. I saw that years ago. I had no idea that was him.

I remember when I first saw PotC the first, I saw Jack and started squealing. I thought Elizabeth was crazy for not choosing DEAD SEXY WITH AUTHORITY over Will and Jack. I guess in this scenario Norrington DOES equal Lassiter.

MW is in talks to have a guest role on House that may lead to a spinoff. I was greeted with that first thing this morning on Oh No They Didn't.

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Wait...Michael Weston will be playing a PI?????

That's so hot.


You know, I just realized he was the guy playing Olivia's possible-rapist brother on Law&Order:SVU

I'd make icons for him if I still had my photoshop
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From: [identity profile] senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com

We should make a fanclub


I just want one that has him yelling out all the weatherman names.

And maybe one that incorporates that moment he let it slip that he may be a little gay.


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pooh. Here I've been diligently filling in Etienne's chapter...

(He gets drunk and cuddles James, all sad and lonely).

From: [identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com

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Sir Marvell did not much attempt the fashion either, but Sir Marvell did not attempt much in the way of courtesy toward his guest, ignoring overtures and refusing to speak the man’s language, foisting James on the nobleman rather than escorting him around the town himself. If Etienne Saint-Cyr noticed this rudeness, he had yet to speak of it, at least, not directly.

There was very little directness in the actions and words of Etienne Saint-Cyr. James did not think he had learned much about the French in his months as a captive, but the curious indirectness about all matters save the carnal seemed to be the custom of all of them. They acted as though the speaking the truth of their desires would bring them harm.

It was no use questioning the strange habit, he had learned that too, out following Saint-Cyr on another night of almost feverish debauchery, his curiosity had only earned him a gentle pat on his cheek.

“Enfant précieux.” Etienne had leaned against him to whisper, his breath ripe with wine, his eyes growing dark and his lips flattening before he had turned away.


and...Silence answered that, and James finally took his gaze from the impatient teams of horses to look at Etienne, who was looking back at him.

“And do you think thieves have honour, James?” He used his first name deliberately James was sure, testing him or perhaps simply because he could. James had only dared to address him as Etienne when the other man had been far into his cups. Drunk, the laughter fell easily from Etienne’s lips, his ever-posing body would suddenly collapse into lazy greed, his hands curling into James’ side as James held him steady, his skin warm from a good fucking.

From: [identity profile] pir8fancier.livejournal.com

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If his orientation is still an issue, you might add that James can smell the cheap perfume of a whore off him. But don't change the last line because it's perfect.

Mon dieu, I love these boys.

From: [identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com

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I was just telling Kittie how odd it is that Etienne really is barely in the story but he has all this backstory and stuff that I just assume people know.

*sigh*


From: [identity profile] pir8fancier.livejournal.com

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Remember, how I thought there needed an additional scene between Etienne and James so that we understand their relationship better? I think a scene in a whore house would be PERFECT! You've already established that James vists whorehouses (I think in this chapter even, don't you?), so we won't be shocked by his accompanying Etienne to one. I'd love to see you write a scene with two the of them lounging around in some parlor, made up women to the right and left, Etienne dressed in some ridiculous French finery, James in his yellow suit. All the women flocking to Etienne, because it's clear whose got the purse filled with coin. James getting attention from the third-rate whores, poxy, Etienne being magnimous and paying for both of them. James protesting. Etienne making fun of him. James picking a dark slender whore...

Oh yes, please write THIS.

From: [identity profile] rispacooper.livejournal.com

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Perfect for the story? or just perfect or our pervy wank fantasies? heh.

Did you watch Eastern Promises yet? I don't think it'd be as creepy as that scene where the Russian mobster's son forces the guy to have sex with the whore and then watches, but it would definitly be equally gay.
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