this must be the place

Dear world, is it worth it for me to take the time to post all my old old old (in other words, hella old) Hornblower fic, Pirates of the Caribbean fic, and all those Ideas of Sin original crackfics to Dreamwidth? Some of them might be up there already, but not in Memories, and after spending forever making sure all my newer stuff is in the Memories there, I just want to know if it's worth my time.

Probably not, right? Nobody reads those anymore. Everybody who would have, will have long since done so.

Cool.

They can go by way of all my ancient fanfics in long-forgotten fandoms. I can just pretend they never happened.

(See above) Is still my phrase of the week, even if Kittie says it should be, "Jack Sparrow was sucking his cock". Both work. The latter is just a really odd subject header (unless it's Norrington's LiveJournal, I suppose. Now that would be on my friendslist).

Dammit I was supposed to put the crackpipe down. Oh well. On to the recs! All of these, and more, located on my recs pages, as I'm sure y'all know by now.

Smallville smut. I have Smallville angst too, but I know what people really want. Siren Song Innocence lost against a pooltable. And then for angst, read A Handful of Dust Dark Futrefic.

CSI--and by that I mean Greg/Nick. Smut *and* cuddles. And first, of course, Mud Wrestling!!. I would pay to watch them wrassle in some mud. Seriously.

Okay, and then I rec (with serious reservations) Nobody Ever Notices. Basically, (as I explain on my page) I consider this fic to be crackfic. It's OOC and just frakkin' stupid if you don't know if somebody likes you, to woo them with a videotape of yourself jacking off. That being said,it's still HAWT as hell. 6 orgasms (in the fic, your own are your business). More bathroom sex--a serious kink in the CSI fandom.

Then, Three Steps Away. Nick angst post "Grave Danger". Grissom is ubercool. Revenge is best served dipped in the finest Belgian chocolate. And um...this is the one that Nick wants. heee.

New BSG. Sexy, and surprisingly (to them) romantic. Helo/Lee. To Be Young (Is to Be)

And then het...with some boytouching. Calling the Shots. Perhaps the only fandom where I'll read het. Maybe. It helps if there's a threesome involved.

And one lonely POTC story...in a strangely modern voice and very short but which gets rec'd for the line alone...Sexy Quickie Fic




And then a question: Should L.A. Confidential Fic go on the Slashy Detectives page? I have to rearrange the Rareslash anyway. But even though Ed/Bud/Jack are technically detectives...I dunno I don't think of them along the same lines as, say, Nero Wolfe.

I have decided after far too much Night Court viewing that Dan and Harry are sekrit OTP. I need my photoshop again so I can make an icon to that effect. I want them juxtaposed with Bugs and Daffy...think about it, I swear it makes sense. Just as much as watching Hello, Dolly with La Streisand, and thinking how much she and Horace Vandergelder have a Jack/Commodore vibe. Only Jack leers as he says, "You go your way and I'll go mine".


Speaking of happy piratses...they have entertained me much in my thoughts lately. And I do need to finish that shiznit before the new movies come out and shred my universe to pieces. One hears rumors of a pir8fancier archive? Ist true? Hmmm.

It's almost done anyway, but of course, the minute I get close to ending something, I stall and let it sit there, compltely afraid of the AFTER.



P.S. Pride and Prejudice is out on Tuesday, for those wanting to buy the hot.

Ok so the Commodore is insisting on turning into a woman from a Harlequin Romance. It's pissng me off. Or maybe it's pissing Jack off, and me through Jack. Since poor Jack is so very aroused right now. And I wonder if I've been inspired here by pir8fancier's Your Move story. But dammit why is Jack always the gas and Norry's always the brakes?

*rant rant rant*

Sorry. I can't help it.

Ai ya!

OK, yes, Reckless Acts is a cheesy title. But it's a cheesy story. Pirate fluff. Good lord. Don't really even know why it was written.
Summary: Jack is insecure. The Commodore...isn’t. Fluff. Or something equally Out of Character.
AN: This is what happens when I try to write Sparrington without alcohol in my system. Though, when you when watch the movie enough, you notice Jack isn’t actually drunk all that much either. So that’s no real excuse for rambling on forever about nothing. I suppose this is what they wanted to do, since they wouldn’t do what I wanted to do. Bitches. Anyway, read pir8fancier’s (sexee) Game, Set, Match. Got me thinking about Jack Sparrow playing chess. Tried to write it. Ended up being a lot like me playing the game...which is to say bored and easily distracted. Oh well. It’s done.




( Reckless Acts )