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I have been very tired lately, so not much fic of any kind getting written. But I am interested in doing a short bit of something for someone. Preferably in a fic-for-charity kind of way, but will do it just to perk someone up if possible. Technically I have a POTC story that is right on the cusp of shavingkink for pir8fancier that still isn't done. The Commodore's just been sitting in the bathtub getting all pruney, while, unbeknownest to him, Jack Sparrow and a razor lurk behind him. I ought to finish that. Or start Chapter 22 of I.O.S., which is much drama, which is why I haven't touched it yet.
Anyway. Fic doesn't have to be porn. Or even dirty. Or even slash (I did write het, once upon a time). Though that does seem to take the fun out of everything. It could be original or fanfic. (There's been a vampiric/Hellfire Club saga stewing vaguely in the back of my mind for a while). I'd prefer kink or dirtybadwrong or things twisted, as those are more interesting to those of us with mundane lives and open minds but lately I have been down for the cuddles as well. Fluff, but no schmoop, thanks.
Let's see...fandoms I have written for: Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, Horatio Hornblower, POTC, the new Battlestar Galactica, A-team back in the day *cringe*, Count of Monte Cristo, G.I. Joe (on a dare, thank you).
Fandoms I watch and/or am possibly willing to try given the right challenge: Man From UNCLE, CSI (Las Vegas), Law and Order (SVU or CI), (I don't think I could do Firefly or Smallville justice but luff them), classic film (name one, we shall see), Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing.
Things I will not write ever: Mpreg. RPS. Hent--actually I probably could write hentai. It just wouldn't be hot--. Rape=love fic. Underage fic unless both characters are underage and are clearly messing around in realistic young kid love ways (or, to be more blunt, two preteens fooling around is generally awkward and not sexy. I would write it that way).
Things I luff to write: Kink. Non-con. Dirtybadwrong. Hurt with maybe some comfort afterwards. Porn.
I really am so very picky.
Anyway. Fic doesn't have to be porn. Or even dirty. Or even slash (I did write het, once upon a time). Though that does seem to take the fun out of everything. It could be original or fanfic. (There's been a vampiric/Hellfire Club saga stewing vaguely in the back of my mind for a while). I'd prefer kink or dirtybadwrong or things twisted, as those are more interesting to those of us with mundane lives and open minds but lately I have been down for the cuddles as well. Fluff, but no schmoop, thanks.
Let's see...fandoms I have written for: Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, Horatio Hornblower, POTC, the new Battlestar Galactica, A-team back in the day *cringe*, Count of Monte Cristo, G.I. Joe (on a dare, thank you).
Fandoms I watch and/or am possibly willing to try given the right challenge: Man From UNCLE, CSI (Las Vegas), Law and Order (SVU or CI), (I don't think I could do Firefly or Smallville justice but luff them), classic film (name one, we shall see), Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing.
Things I will not write ever: Mpreg. RPS. Hent--actually I probably could write hentai. It just wouldn't be hot--. Rape=love fic. Underage fic unless both characters are underage and are clearly messing around in realistic young kid love ways (or, to be more blunt, two preteens fooling around is generally awkward and not sexy. I would write it that way).
Things I luff to write: Kink. Non-con. Dirtybadwrong. Hurt with maybe some comfort afterwards. Porn.
I really am so very picky.
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