anyone got something for me?

[rispacooper]

I have been very tired lately, so not much fic of any kind getting written. But I am interested in doing a short bit of something for someone. Preferably in a fic-for-charity kind of way, but will do it just to perk someone up if possible. Technically I have a POTC story that is right on the cusp of shavingkink for pir8fancier that still isn't done. The Commodore's just been sitting in the bathtub getting all pruney, while, unbeknownest to him, Jack Sparrow and a razor lurk behind him. I ought to finish that. Or start Chapter 22 of I.O.S., which is much drama, which is why I haven't touched it yet.

Anyway. Fic doesn't have to be porn. Or even dirty. Or even slash (I did write het, once upon a time). Though that does seem to take the fun out of everything. It could be original or fanfic. (There's been a vampiric/Hellfire Club saga stewing vaguely in the back of my mind for a while). I'd prefer kink or dirtybadwrong or things twisted, as those are more interesting to those of us with mundane lives and open minds but lately I have been down for the cuddles as well. Fluff, but no schmoop, thanks.

Let's see...fandoms I have written for: Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, Horatio Hornblower, POTC, the new Battlestar Galactica, A-team back in the day *cringe*, Count of Monte Cristo, G.I. Joe (on a dare, thank you).

Fandoms I watch and/or am possibly willing to try given the right challenge: Man From UNCLE, CSI (Las Vegas), Law and Order (SVU or CI), (I don't think I could do Firefly or Smallville justice but luff them), classic film (name one, we shall see), Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing.

Things I will not write ever: Mpreg. RPS. Hent--actually I probably could write hentai. It just wouldn't be hot--. Rape=love fic. Underage fic unless both characters are underage and are clearly messing around in realistic young kid love ways (or, to be more blunt, two preteens fooling around is generally awkward and not sexy. I would write it that way).

Things I luff to write: Kink. Non-con. Dirtybadwrong. Hurt with maybe some comfort afterwards. Porn.

I really am so very picky.

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[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Things I love to read:

Kink. Non-con. Dirtybadwrong. Hurt with maybe some comfort afterwards. Porn.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

well that doesn't help me write anything...though it does explain probably why i have a hard time with POTC....sparrington are just too nice and well adjusted.
they need some trauma or something.

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, you know that I'm pining for Chapter 22 big time, so I'm more than ready to abandon the shaving kink for Rene/James angst. Altrhough that snippet I read was awfully nice...

Are you still taking it easy? No more anxiety attacks? I've been attack free for three weeks. Dishy doctor with Irish accent is throwing in the towel. There goes my rich fantasy life.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

i am mostly calm. i had a little freak out at work the other morning. when not a single computer was working. but that was anger/anxiety. also, my pills ran out. which left me with no other option but alk-i-hall. :)

22 and 23 are in my head. but writing them is going to be difficult. 21 i ought to refine and revise soon and have kittie post. to torment all 4 of you reading that. she has challenged me to "Troy" porn btw. I didn't even think of that.

i like the commodore's pov in the shaving kink story. if only it had a point.

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Troy porn has potential. I went to see the movie with another slasher and we alienated everyone in the theater with our cackling. EVERY other sentence had us in peels of laughter. If looks could kill...

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

PS there are *so* more than 4 of us reading Sins. I pimp it at every opportunity.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

yes oh yes. it's hard to explain all of greek history in a few sentences, even if you are orlando bloom.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/cleolinda/99710.html

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

ACHILLES: Fuck him, he ain’t my king. I'm goin' back to the Doublemints. Later, assholes.

This is priceless!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

i like...he's my cousin. cousin. totally my cousin. so...in conclusion:cousin.

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I loffed that, too.