To (possibly) reiterate...

[rispacooper]

I know I've probably said this before, but could Richard Lionheart and Saladin just *fuck* already? Just think of the problems that could have been solved if Saladin had just captured him and non-conned him into compliance? He would make a very good pet, once properly taught, just spirited enough to keep a man always wanting more.

Of course, he's still issues with his brother and Phillip and stuff...so that would be a serious relationship blocker.

But other than that, can't you just see him, chained, sitting on the floor of a tent on a mass of brilliantly colored pillows, snarling as Saladin suggests a bath, offers him some rose water sherbet, not quite daring to touch his pretty golden-red hair just yet?




In other news...I am seriously writing the most epic *weirdo* porn I've ever written. And I am not talking about kink.

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Re: you know

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I'd say Richard learned selfishness pretty well from both of his parents.

But I also have been known to occasionally say, "poor Caligula"

so...yeah...