To (possibly) reiterate...

[rispacooper]

I know I've probably said this before, but could Richard Lionheart and Saladin just *fuck* already? Just think of the problems that could have been solved if Saladin had just captured him and non-conned him into compliance? He would make a very good pet, once properly taught, just spirited enough to keep a man always wanting more.

Of course, he's still issues with his brother and Phillip and stuff...so that would be a serious relationship blocker.

But other than that, can't you just see him, chained, sitting on the floor of a tent on a mass of brilliantly colored pillows, snarling as Saladin suggests a bath, offers him some rose water sherbet, not quite daring to touch his pretty golden-red hair just yet?




In other news...I am seriously writing the most epic *weirdo* porn I've ever written. And I am not talking about kink.

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[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah, he's a total bastard. He is, in fact, almost sociopathic...which is the challenge really. I mean, those of us who like the baddies have such fun in slashing them, pairing them in these twisted forms of the Warrior/Shaman bond and reforming them into twisted yet noble heroes.

Ah in the slashy totally made up going on in my head right now...It's just amazing. I mean, there were just enough glimpses of nobility there to keep drawing people to him.

What he could have been if he hadn't had the peculiar upbringing he had...

Just make up names, make up a country, stick magic in there and I've got a fantasy slash novel in the making.

Yes. I have problems. Sometimes good people need a ruthless bastard on their side.