this must be the place

Rene is, and I quote, Yoda on crack, with a boner. (now scrub the image from your brain)

....

But as if he had been heard there were footsteps, even and quick, and then his eyes beheld the pale skin of Etienne Saint-Cyr, wearing only pantalons and a thin shirt to receive James, white arms marked with dark bruises reaching up to James, black eyes wide and pleading and weak under James’ strength. Still, his fingers spread over the planes of the broad chest as he was forced backward, and James stepped into the room, hair as gleaming as the gold at his ear slipping from the tie at his neck, shimmering around the frown that cast the sinners from Heaven, fierce eyes revealing no mercy in his heart for the burning flesh of heretics. ....

And as I told Pooky, the burning flesh of heretics is soooo the name of the album when I become a rockstar. :P


And if you ask me if that's real or not, I'll shoot myself (with this imaginary gun, lent from the National Rifle Association) and you'll never know the truth.

CRACK

So I...uh...forgot this existed. Not canon, exactly, despite being written by the author, it's a bit of whythehellnot I wrote ages ago in an email for Kittie. Rene/James...weirdness and kink and uh...cuddlyfoofoolovin. I guess. It is completely embarrassing but since everyone seems a little...down...I will sacrifice pride and offer you this...drivel. And keep in mind it was written a long time before anything. A looong time. There will be errors.
( Drivel )