this must be the place

Can anyone here explain to me why cats, normally reasonably behaved creatures (for cats) would decide, as you are already stressed out and staring at your online bank statements, to jump on the counter and start peeing on the container holding all your coffee filters? Why Why Why?

Shitheads!

WooT! For Pooky. And pat poor pir8fancier on the back for all her sorrows. Maybe, possibly, there might be porn of a Greek variety when she gets back. Although...I am still trying to plot that one. I am hoping all the Hellsing I have been reading will inspire me. You know, the Hellsing author, Kohata Hirano?, used to draw erotic manga. Hmmm. I think there's elements of that still in his manga now. He just had the innocent chick vampire in a rather interesting position, licking blood off Sir Integra's pretty little finger. Hot and gross. And a picture of young Walter! (*squees for the reminder of Yu Bai-lang*)...and Alucard and Father Anderson...they really need a long, painful, bloody fuck....

...Anything is ok as long as it's dirtybadwrong, right Pooky? Cuz I could totally write Achilles doing DBW, if you wish. heh.

I have to sneeze. Don't I have the most important things to say?

you are a.. ClASSIC vampire. you are somewhat
gothic, keep to yourself, and that's the way
you like things. you are traditional and old
fassioned. you might not do well with machines.
simple is better. You love the fact that you
are a vampire and wouldnt trade it for the
world. so many advantages! you love to terrify
the weaker race of humans silly. you also
despice the "cute" vampires. you go
with your insticts on everything, keep doing
what your good at, the older ways


what kind of vampire are you?(hellsing pics)
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