OK, I just have to repeat this sentence..."The butt is not considered a sexual orifice in Texas."

Whew.

Texas Sex Laws

Remind me, in my next Gay Epic, to set it in Texas and to have Sam Houston doin' Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie up the ass at the Alamo right before Santa Ana gets there and proceeds to make it a foursome.

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the video is like 10 mintues long, but worth it for he last line when she repeats possibly the greatest joke ever. heh.

Texas and Kansas are now my two states I officially urge people to boycott.
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