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[rispacooper]

SEX POLLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was I thinking, forgetting about the simple, plausible convenience of sex pollen????? Seriously? Is there a better fandom cliche plot device than floaty bits of Ecstasy??? Well, okay, there's always undercover-as-gay-or-perhaps-in-drag, but *that* involves explanations. Sex pollen...that's your explanation right there in the title. It says it all.

Sure, it only works in fandoms with either a)alien worlds or b) some sort of evil laboratories. But still...

Forget plot and get straight to the porns. Get in, get off, get out.

::GENIUS!::

Comments

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

it's awesome though. just think of it...no need to set up anything. just a stray breeze and BAM! porn ensues.

think of how useful that would be for someone like Vorenus