so i was searching through my archives for old MFU recs and found this

[rispacooper]

oh yes

how *could* i have forgotten this horror?

The Uninvited Guests Affair


GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

OMFG.

Comments

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I hate to say it, but unaesthetic as that concept is, it's what first got me interested in MFU slash when you posted it that first time. XD

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

The Russian prison? Or the crabs? :P
Actually I was wondering what got you interested.

Ok but if you ever write a fic, maybe some normal kinky shaving...without crotch vermin????

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Heh, I love a good gulag, it's true. But no, I found the crabs hi-lar-i-ous. And kinda sketch, yeah.

It wasn't the crabs, so much, or the shaving, but the Napoleon-Illya dynamic.

And I'm a sucker for a blond, icy-eyed Russian.

I solemnly promise, in any future fic, MFU or otherwise- no mandavushka.

XD

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

mandavushka

is that Russian for crotch vermin? awesome.

*files away*

[imre-nico.livejournal.com]

Yep. It's also an insult of fairly wide usage.

Ja govorite po chu chu Russkiyj.