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[rispacooper]

You know, sometimes I'm really grateful that I'm not Rene...that I am in fact nothing like that slutmonkey in anyway. And then at other times, I relate to him all too well.

When coworkers are holding onto your arm as you deal with cheap stupid cow customer and it suddenly occurs to you..they are kind of maybe perhaps holding you back out of fear that you might...I don't know...jump the counter and stab her in the eye with a pen, and you think...wow NeNe was nicer to Carter than I would have been. And that was for a semi-legit reason.

But then, I am a San Pablo/Pinole hybrid. So who knows what I might do when provoked.

(Though of course I could be the reincarnated spirit of Inuyasha...sure he was created long after I was born, but wtf does logic matter? Hey, is dumb bitch a religion?)

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[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

The sad part about this is that I relate all too well to James. Which is not a compliment as far as I am concerned. And that includes the whorebag part as well. Or I would be if I didn't believe in monogamy. I had my embarassing moments "in my youth."

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

whorebag urges vs. monogamy sucks

you a churner? uh oh. but on the other hand, all that mental churn cancels out most whorebag urges

most

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Actually, I'm not a churner. I'm thinking more of James' in his goody-two-shoes skirt hiding an erection. That's me to a tee.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

oh
*cough*

the..."i never have sinful thoughts...but *please* don't spank me before you fuck me hard..." variety?

*am totally down with that*
ahaha

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

If the erection fits...

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

so the other day, on a crackheaded tangent (as we usually are) pooky and i were discussing Rome (the show), and how Atia, a bitch, gives this woman she wronged a gift to "apologize". and the gift was a slave with a big penis. and I was commenting, "well what if you didn't want a big penis? I mean, say you loved your hubby or were a lezzie or whatever, how do you return a gift like that?"

and pooky answered, "say it doesn't fit?"

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

But you can only return it if you bought it at Nordstrom!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

and do you need a receipt?