serious gold teeth fetish?

[rispacooper]

Alright! I have a lot of porn to get through today in not a lot of time. And with one less than perfectly usable hand. But that will not deter me. Uh uh. Damn the blowjobs and full speed ahead!!!!

I will confess to being somewhat daunted by the Cuff'em, Vamp'em, Or Otherwise Just Make'Em Come Challenge...I have never done a large challenge before and I cannot understand their guidelines at all. So no porn for them I guess. *am dumb*. Someone else wanna take a (secret giggle) whack at it? Challenge Rules

And Kittie has more boyslut pics!!! tasty icons coming soon (oh oh oh the bad puns today...we know whose fault that is...)

Thinking back on the last fews posts of mine...Perhaps it isn't so much my JackMuse as it's just ME?? Honestly, I should not be put around impressionable youth.

Lord, keep the fine mens from me today. Or they will get hurt. *grins* This song makes me feel like a pimp....*flash that grill, girl*

Comments

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

I have a lot of porn to get through today in not a lot of time.

rispa, it's so nice to that you're moving heaven and earth to let through your porn. Hope you have a handy-dandy little list you can check off.

Biting. Check
Blowjob Check, uh, check again.
Gratutious cleft stroking, Check
Kissing, Check
Kissing with tongues, Check
Nipple biting, Check
Nipple laving, Check
Penetration with fingers, Check
Penetration with other objet d'sex, Check
Post-coital cuddling, Check
Post-coital nipple biting, Check
Post-coital sleeping with hands cuppsed around sexual bits, Check
Rimming, Check

See, I even alphatized it for you. Get cracking, woman.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

omg, I actually would have forgotten biting if not for this list. Seriously. *smacks head*

ummm actually... the poll convinced me that we're going to need more than one sex scene. so Sparrington fic will not end as soon as I thought it would.

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

*More* Sparrington with more sex? No complaints from this corner of LJ.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking like an epilogue chapter--with buttsex. :)

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Are you gonna make us wait until the epilogue for teh BUTTSEX!!!!!!!

You are a cruel woman.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Well I just don't think Jamie-luv is ready for it yet. But, if it makes you feel better, I promised Kittie that they would be masked during teh buttsex.

I'm thinking...Port Royal's 17th Annual Masked Ball and Buttsex Orgy. BYOL-Bring Your Own Lube.

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Buttsez and MASKS! dsdfs978q5n4jks09ureq0nqtaguv909873alkjzfdpo

Not that this is a kink of mine, you understand.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

No not at all. Of course not. I would never assume any such thing.

Feathers too?

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

If I did have such a kink I wouldn't need the feathers. Nope. The mask is ENUF! Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

*noted*

The commodore is such a dork. I am squeeing over him and I love it...but he does make it difficult to get to PORN. He's being more smutty and lovey in this chapter. That's why I have to wait for the dirty kink. heh

[pir8fancier.livejournal.com]

Smutty AND lovey?

Swoons!