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WHY? Why in the name of all that's holy would anyone write a story where Illya spends time in a prison camp and gets CRABS and then Napolean has to SHAVE his whole body to keep the nasty crabs away? I mean...just...WHY? Just why? Guh...and clearly, they meant this to be sexy in some way...I mean, couldn't they come up with a better way to shave Illya if that was their fetish? Or, maybe he could get lice or something, at least. But who ever wants to imagine their heroes dealing with a parasite invasion as a result of some nasty prison sexual encounter and then to have sex it up with a little shaving away the body hair sto the F'in CRABS have nowhere to go?
I just couldn't finish it.
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WHY? Why in the name of all that's holy would anyone write a story where Illya spends time in a prison camp and gets CRABS and then Napolean has to SHAVE his whole body to keep the nasty crabs away? I mean...just...WHY? Just why? Guh...and clearly, they meant this to be sexy in some way...I mean, couldn't they come up with a better way to shave Illya if that was their fetish? Or, maybe he could get lice or something, at least. But who ever wants to imagine their heroes dealing with a parasite invasion as a result of some nasty prison sexual encounter and then to have sex it up with a little shaving away the body hair sto the F'in CRABS have nowhere to go?
I just couldn't finish it.
The Uninvited Guests Affair
