Oops, Yuletide Letter

Dear Yuletide Writer person,

Um, I totally didn't write a Yuletide letter when I should have. I'm new to this whole shebang here. Sorry.

I mean, like and dislikes, my Interests kind of says a lot right there. So do my recs on deli.cio.us. My insane babbling in this little journal deal or my stories all tucked away in my Memories would too, but who has time for that sort of research? (Not stressed out Yuletide writers obviously).

Soooo, quick and dirty---

Dislikes: Women characters who are idiots. Women characters who are not idiots but are turned into idiots in bad fanfic. Male characters turning into weepy parodies of themselves for the sake of slash, or turning into immature Out of Character assholes for the sake of slash. Mpreg. Songfic (use your own words please).

Likes: Creativity. The funny. The drama. The slash. The porn. The writing skillz. Het (when done right). Darkness. Angst. Fluff. AUs. Romance. Friendship. Action.

Translation: I like anything if it's done right and kept true to the characters. I love intelligent writers and intelligent characters, which is probably why I picked the cracky fandoms that I did.

In any case, have fun with it, do what you want and do it well and I will loves loves loves it.