I heart Molly Ivins sometimes

OK, I just have to repeat this sentence..."The butt is not considered a sexual orifice in Texas."

Whew.

Texas Sex Laws

Remind me, in my next Gay Epic, to set it in Texas and to have Sam Houston doin' Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie up the ass at the Alamo right before Santa Ana gets there and proceeds to make it a foursome.