hey handsome!

heh heh! got the kitten totally turned on into the Man from UNCLE by showing her the implied threesome episode. That shit is HOTT.

I am installing, hopefully, new comp tomorrow. If it goes badly, do not expect to hear from me again. (I'm in Civil War Diary Mode today, apparently). At least for a while.

Also be sure to check out Jeff Goldblum is Watching You Poop

Oh yesssss.

"Goulet!"

I don't read Harry Potter but...

BADFIC of this quality must be shared. Why thanks for the link, smutho. Wow. Just...wow.

“Ooh Fleur my love!” he started to sob silveryu tears that glittered in the moonbeams like pearly pearls. He did not know what to do! Oh then he remembered that Dumberdore would know good magic and maybe he could help him bring his love iout of the woods! He ran inside Dumbledore’s office but it was empty and nobody was there. Anf ledru was still in danger, what if the black creature would eat her```!!!????

Read and Perish

Holy Fucking Christ. The spelling? The long, incorrectly used, words? The characterization? The intrusive author's notes? The use of text message speak in a narrative? What's my favorite part??? Maybe Snape dancing. "he was a good dancer but he stumbled and fell into some bushes".

WTF???? It makes me long for imre_nico's Line Gems.

In other news:
Chapter Twenty-two: plotted. Chapter Twenty-One: In need of editing. And Pooky is writing a story for the saga!!! Holy schniekes!