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Thanks to Pooks for pointing out this lovely journal. http://www.livejournal.com/community/_anti_porn/

It's a little confusing. At first I thought they were being ironic. And then I thought they just wanted a place to discuss their fandoms and interests without sex being involved, which is boring, but ok if you want to. But then I realized that it's full of uptight Christian-y types and young girls who are either unawakened lesbians or who had some horrible sexual experience at some point and now feel ashamed of any "perverted" thought.

Because, if you don't believe in pre-marital sex, that's your business. If you think pornography is degrading, yeah, it mostly is. But to describe *yourself* as "ASEXUAL" is incredibly problematic. Not to mention that not a single one of them can spell masturbation correctly. Now, I'm not going to write in their journal because that is their space, and such an intrusion would be incredibly rude, but I am going to feel very, very sorry for them. And I am going to keep writing porn, and try not to feel *too* angry that the little prigs are calling me and people like me (i.e. normal people) "perverted" as though we should feel ashamed and that that sort of attitude can lead to some severe restrictions on human freedoms as history has shown us. No, I am trying very hard not to get that angry.

However, I think they have inspired a masturbation fic in my head. Oh yes, yes they have.

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I have decided (whilst extremely drunk) that someday, someone is going to ask me about myself, and I am going to answer R. Cooper, second lieutenant and writer of slash. And I hoope you all appreciate the effort I am making, going back and correcting my drunken typing, the better part of a bottle gone and hotness on in the background. Very distracting that hotness. It's not Mat's hottness in a hat from the Wheel of Time, but it will fucking do with those arms and that chest.

Ahem.

Also am reading pirates porn. Extremely cute. Will rec tomorrow when sober. Also discovered mother's pocket rocket today. Is it wrong that this makes me proud? And yet disconcerted? At least she doesn't have the same colour as me. And I have things of more interest. Also ordered from Victoria's Secret. That makes me a proper ho. Everything the anti-porn group would disapprove of. Heh heh. I hate Victoria's Secret. Yet soon I will have my pink panties and will be so happeeeee.

My teeth long for Jamie Bamber's flesh. *wrong wrong wrong*.


*BITE*

"I have modeled my authority on that of Queen Elizabeth I. One long, drawn out cocktease." --name who said that and I will give you my heart and hand and fifty percent of my goods. :)

Damn wine.

*fucked* up

there's a bit that David Cross does about being this fucked up. "answer your telephone". heh heh.

mother's boyfriend is in my house again.

help.

ick.