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I have decided (whilst extremely drunk) that someday, someone is going to ask me about myself, and I am going to answer R. Cooper, second lieutenant and writer of slash. And I hoope you all appreciate the effort I am making, going back and correcting my drunken typing, the better part of a bottle gone and hotness on in the background. Very distracting that hotness. It's not Mat's hottness in a hat from the Wheel of Time, but it will fucking do with those arms and that chest.
Ahem.
Also am reading pirates porn. Extremely cute. Will rec tomorrow when sober. Also discovered mother's pocket rocket today. Is it wrong that this makes me proud? And yet disconcerted? At least she doesn't have the same colour as me. And I have things of more interest. Also ordered from Victoria's Secret. That makes me a proper ho. Everything the anti-porn group would disapprove of. Heh heh. I hate Victoria's Secret. Yet soon I will have my pink panties and will be so happeeeee.
My teeth long for Jamie Bamber's flesh. *wrong wrong wrong*.
*BITE*
"I have modeled my authority on that of Queen Elizabeth I. One long, drawn out cocktease." --name who said that and I will give you my heart and hand and fifty percent of my goods. :)
Damn wine.
Ahem.
Also am reading pirates porn. Extremely cute. Will rec tomorrow when sober. Also discovered mother's pocket rocket today. Is it wrong that this makes me proud? And yet disconcerted? At least she doesn't have the same colour as me. And I have things of more interest. Also ordered from Victoria's Secret. That makes me a proper ho. Everything the anti-porn group would disapprove of. Heh heh. I hate Victoria's Secret. Yet soon I will have my pink panties and will be so happeeeee.
My teeth long for Jamie Bamber's flesh. *wrong wrong wrong*.
*BITE*
"I have modeled my authority on that of Queen Elizabeth I. One long, drawn out cocktease." --name who said that and I will give you my heart and hand and fifty percent of my goods. :)
Damn wine.
