so where have i been?

working and trying to sleep. trying to think up a face saving ending for chapter...(what chapter am i on now? 17? 18?) well whatever, the newest chapter. i have this desire to shed blood and i need a victim. i also have random ideas floating in my head for something new...not the boys at all. i was slashing robin hood, but i got bored. (though i was turning richard lionheart into some serious hotness). i want a big epic with sexual boundaries so blurred and confusing (and real) that people just don't know what to call them. heh heh. which reminds me, i need to go see kinsey, i heard it was good. liam neeson is oddly hot. he's ugly hot. like stephen rea in the crying game or tommy lee jones in the fugitive. maybe it's just the kicking ass quality i admire so. heh. well that's embarrassing.

another question to ask...what the hell am i talking about? my fingers are freezing and i am tired and still have to go to work tonight and rene is very very angry with me for just leaving him there...with his wittle sword out. of course, rene was quite distressed today to learn that he shares a name with a brand of eggplant. i found it funny.

hmm i know it's a shame to support advertising and commercial bombardment...but isn't adrien brody cute in that diet coke commercial? i wants to nibble.

seriously, what chapter am i on? i have no idea anymore.