(An example of all reviews and comments that I really don't ever need to get again. Ever).
I really, really enjoyed your story and am writing to tell you how good it was. Normally, I don't read stories like that, I'm not really into slash or lemon, because slash is always so graphic and I think a lot of sex is just unnecessary, but I read yours anyway, though I skipped over the sex scenes. (Insert name of show/movie here) is my favorite (show/movie) and (insert name of some boyishly good-looking actor) is SO awesome, I really liked the way you wrote him, even though it was really a lot darker than (the show/movie) and it took some getting used to. You should write more stories, I bet you could do something really funny.
I had an idea for a story but I'm not a writer, so I was wondering if you could write something like that (if you do I totally don't even need credit, maybe just a line or something, k?) only in this one (insert name of strong male character from same show/movie) is having problems and (boyishly good-looking actor) helps him through it, and there's lots of disagreements and stuff, and then (boyishly good-looking actor) gets hurt, like some (bad guys or terrorists or whatever) tie him up and capture him and torture him and (strong male character) has to save him and then they get together. I don't need anything smutty or raunchy, so I don't need anything like that just you know, (strong male character) can be like holding (boyishly good-looking actor) in his arms and he's been through so much stuff that he's crying and (strong male character) can like hold him. And maybe they kiss. And then after they are together, (vapid, uninteresting, typical "strong" female character in show/movie who is just bland enough to be any of the vapid, uninteresting females watching show/movie) can come in and find (boyishly good-looking actor) as he's in the hospital and hold his hand or something and then when they are hugging (strong male character) can come up and see them and get jealous and storm off. And (boyishly good-looking actor) has to go after him and convince him that they're in love and maybe (strong male character) can start to cry because he loves him so much and then they really end up together. I just think the way you would write it would be so great.
Anyone, if you want to do that just let me know, that would be awesome.
Thanks!
I really, really enjoyed your story and am writing to tell you how good it was. Normally, I don't read stories like that, I'm not really into slash or lemon, because slash is always so graphic and I think a lot of sex is just unnecessary, but I read yours anyway, though I skipped over the sex scenes. (Insert name of show/movie here) is my favorite (show/movie) and (insert name of some boyishly good-looking actor) is SO awesome, I really liked the way you wrote him, even though it was really a lot darker than (the show/movie) and it took some getting used to. You should write more stories, I bet you could do something really funny.
I had an idea for a story but I'm not a writer, so I was wondering if you could write something like that (if you do I totally don't even need credit, maybe just a line or something, k?) only in this one (insert name of strong male character from same show/movie) is having problems and (boyishly good-looking actor) helps him through it, and there's lots of disagreements and stuff, and then (boyishly good-looking actor) gets hurt, like some (bad guys or terrorists or whatever) tie him up and capture him and torture him and (strong male character) has to save him and then they get together. I don't need anything smutty or raunchy, so I don't need anything like that just you know, (strong male character) can be like holding (boyishly good-looking actor) in his arms and he's been through so much stuff that he's crying and (strong male character) can like hold him. And maybe they kiss. And then after they are together, (vapid, uninteresting, typical "strong" female character in show/movie who is just bland enough to be any of the vapid, uninteresting females watching show/movie) can come in and find (boyishly good-looking actor) as he's in the hospital and hold his hand or something and then when they are hugging (strong male character) can come up and see them and get jealous and storm off. And (boyishly good-looking actor) has to go after him and convince him that they're in love and maybe (strong male character) can start to cry because he loves him so much and then they really end up together. I just think the way you would write it would be so great.
Anyone, if you want to do that just let me know, that would be awesome.
Thanks!
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j/k *g*
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Ooh! Tim and Abby!
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The one I'm talking about is where Gil orders Nick to buy him lunch in front of everyone and he does. Then Gil takes him to get a haircut. Nick does what Gil wants without understanding why. I can so totally see Tony following Gibbs even off the clock (wonderin' why) and hungering for Gibbs touch like Nick did when Gil droped his hand off his neck.
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Sweet! If you write it, make sure I know! I'd read anything you wrote!
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WRITE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
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This explains so much of the N/G fandom right there actually. Huh.
:P
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Manly tears are more often Greg weeping like a girl, because you know when two men are together one of them has to be the wife in the relationship.
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They just turn one into a girl, they turn him into the most annoying type of girl---a hormonal, weepy, demanding 14 year old girl.
Because, as you know, being penetrated makes you automatically weaker and subservient and just....grrrrrrrr.
I'll stop now.
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:)
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Oh, and can you add some rainbows and unicorns as well?
Excuse me, I have to go rewatch the scene in Bedrooms and Hallways where Tom Hollander is making it with Hugo Weaving....
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Including herself. Though she was somehow excluded from the prejudiced assholes group. Somehow.
It was the most ignorant argument ever. And I couldn't take it.
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Torchwood is basically slashfic acted out on screen and it's doing just fine, thanks.
Besides, if the writers of, say, Psych don't know there is a whole subculture out there that wants to see two of their guys get it on, then something is really wrong here, because there is no way those slashy moments are by accident!
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And from what I understand, most actors really don't care. The actors on several shows have admitted to putting in the gay on purpose. Smallville, for one. Horatio Hornblower. And the big one: Star Trek The Next Generation. And it was glorious. Some actors, like Viggo apparently, even secretly scroll some boards for amusement. Oh dear.
So the fans ignoring it can suck a fat one. I just wish, instead of teasing us for nothing, at least one show just ...teased us the way we are supposed to be teased with the usual straight love stories, dragging out all that sexual tension...but then actually having the gay at the end.
That would be awesome.
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"Anyone, if you want to do that just let me know, that would be awesome."
LOL... anyone... that's priceless.
is this an actual review someone left you? i might cry...
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