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[rispacooper]

Some amazing authors and artists are offering up their mad skillz on this community to raise money to help fight the dickwads currently trying to fuck up gay marriage in California. As you may know, San Francisco just allowed gay marriage (yays! because it's equal rights, even if marriage seems a strange concept to me) and now some uptight probably closeted and extremely repressed assholes are trying to strike that down.

Time to fight back in the best way possible...with lots and lots of ghei secks intelligently and artistically.

I'd offer up my services, but who'd bid on me? More likely I will bid on someone else and make them obey my every kinky wish. In fiction form, of course. Muahahahaha!!!!!!


Live Long and Marry Go here. Rispa commands it.

And then, continuing with gay pride vids of awesomeness....Buddy Cole.

Comments

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

What is this gay sex thing I keep hearing about? I don't think that is right or normal. I think the hottest sex is one man and one female, missionary without kissing under the sheets in the dark and completely silent. It is the only way that is acceptable. Oh, and I don't believe in porn either. And never go ass to mouth. NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH.




Buddy will never not be awesome.
I had the hottest dream about KEVIN once. It was, wow, it was really hot.




Ooh, someone is willing to do PotC...I would probably scare the author off with my list of demands.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Kevin, really? Maybe I should have posted the other KITH clip I was thinking about posting...

POTC demands? Such as?

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

Bruce would be the best rent boy.

I do not know the American way to say that. Male prostitute? I am so tired I am going bilingual.

But Kevin, yeah, we were making out like teenagers.


Hmmm...demands...I am a little tired of toppy Beckett. Maybe some toppy James. Some evil James. Sinister and cunning and in total control of Beckett. Maybe from before the whole fiasco. Maybe it's what turned Beckett into such a deliciously evil guy. Maybe he got burned by James and James is trying to hide his past because the military frowned upon the notion of two guys getting it on and that just kills Beckett, so when he is promoted to a big guy in the EITC and he learns of James' betrayal of the crown, he uses it as an excuse to exact some revenge on him.
Maybe this happened. I don't know. I wasn't there.


BUT, REALLY, can you deny that Beckett was the gay? I mean, COME ON, I have seen straighter men wearing dresses getting it on in a Disney World bathroom during gay days.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Rent boy works. Heh. The rent boy AU's abound even. Especially in fandoms like Smallville.

Psych could use a good rent boy AU. (My god I have problems).

No Beckett is some serious gay.

I could see a daydream fic, Beckett jacking it whilst imagining a James/Jack threeway.