The One Night Stand Challenge and some serious crackfic

[rispacooper]

inlovewithnight is modding a "One Night Stand Challenge"--in which you pick the fandom, you pick the people (anyone, even originals as long as they're not canon at the time) and then they get it on, in whatever tone you wish, as long it's clearly only for the one night. Then the dirty dirty pr0ns is on (between two consenting adults, of course. Right, LJ spies?)

I am considering it, but I don't know if I have time. Plus...the plot bunny that just bit me in the ass is...HET. Yeah. Yeeeeah.

In other news, stumbled across the crackiest crack fic ever. An AU of a modern cop show...set in Medieval Scotland...but in which the author has not bothered to do much, if any, research, or attempted to keep the characters in character (but, hey, it's an AU, so I'll let that one go). Use of phrases like "panic attack" and "mocha" not to mention "Asian" (which, even if an Asian person had magically been there, that would not have been the word used--at all). And, and also? There's Mpreg.

YEEEEESSSSS.

*crackity crack crack*

But I kept reading it. :P

And in completely unrelated news, the spanking/buttsex porn o' doom has gotten me obsessed with David Bowie.