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Finished something! Well, small spur of the moment (damn sharpy spurs.) surprisingly cute HH fic for Kittie. Finished one book and started another. 1--Why Girls Are Weird. Because on occasion I like to read cheesy chic lit and I went to Barnes and Nobles last night with friends to get coffee (why else would one go into a bookstore? Books cost a fucking fortune these days anyway...grumble grumble...) Found FAKE manga there btw, however, they only had books 4, 5, 6, no 1, 2, 3, or 7. So perhaps it's online for me.
Why Girls Are Weird was alright. About internet popularity actually, which is always something one must try to keep in prospective. (I think any survivor of a flame war will be fine though. It brings reality back into cyberspace). However, the author had several cute stories in there, including one in which she talks about the sexual things she used to make her Barbies do. Oh yeah. Thank God someone else used to do dirty things with Barbie. (My Ken liked to lick imaginary honey off parts of Barbie's anatomy. He also liked to cross dress. Should have known then, I suppose. Barbie herself just got tied up a lot. Proof that fetishes begin in childhood. Score one for cokehead Freud).
Rene cross-dressed once. In kinky gift to me from Illyana. However, y'all cannot read it until after the whole crappy saga is ended, since it gives things away.
Also started reading Fire From Heaven. Slashy Alexander the Great. Reow.
I am obsessed with that currently. Yet did not go see new movie. Because Oliver Stone is a repressed and self-hating gay man, and until he comes to terms with it, his work will suck.
Why Girls Are Weird was alright. About internet popularity actually, which is always something one must try to keep in prospective. (I think any survivor of a flame war will be fine though. It brings reality back into cyberspace). However, the author had several cute stories in there, including one in which she talks about the sexual things she used to make her Barbies do. Oh yeah. Thank God someone else used to do dirty things with Barbie. (My Ken liked to lick imaginary honey off parts of Barbie's anatomy. He also liked to cross dress. Should have known then, I suppose. Barbie herself just got tied up a lot. Proof that fetishes begin in childhood. Score one for cokehead Freud).
Rene cross-dressed once. In kinky gift to me from Illyana. However, y'all cannot read it until after the whole crappy saga is ended, since it gives things away.
Also started reading Fire From Heaven. Slashy Alexander the Great. Reow.
I am obsessed with that currently. Yet did not go see new movie. Because Oliver Stone is a repressed and self-hating gay man, and until he comes to terms with it, his work will suck.
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*is still licking document* *MINE* *pees on it - which is different from pissing on it, as Heather points out*
are you going to post it on your lj?
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Ken's Penis
I hope you stopped licking that after you peed on it.
I guess I could post it here. Probably post it to the webpage eventually. And avoid hate looks from piratefancier....so ambitious when I'm hyper.
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Re: Ken's Penis
*ponders peeing ficlets*