this must be the place

so the other day, on a crackheaded tangent (as we usually are) pooky and i were discussing Rome (the show), and how Atia, a bitch, gives this woman she wronged a gift to "apologize". and the gift was a slave with a big penis. and I was commenting, "well what if you didn't want a big penis? I mean, say you loved your hubby or were a lezzie or whatever, how do you return a gift like that?"

and pooky answered, "say it doesn't fit?"