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Posted originally by ladybirdsleeps in Fandom Wank, reposted here as I think it's funny.
Infinite Wank Loop
(also called 'Ouroboros of Dumb')
While wanking techniques are usually most effective when combined, this technique works superbly on its own. If you do not have the time to study a variety of techniques, you can still become a competent wanker by mastering the Infinite Wank Loop. In its classic form, it goes as follows:
Wanker (you): [says something mildly stupid]
Opponent: That was stupid.
Wanker: No, it wasn't. What I actually meant was [says something more stupid]
Opponent: What? That's stupid, too.
Wanker: No, it wasn't, because [gives an even more stupid reason]
When properly employed, the Infinite Wank Loop can make you appear to be just as much as an idiot as the Overt Bigot or OMG Stop Persecuting Me techniques, even when those two techniques are combined. It also has the advantage of prolonging the wank argument, because your offensiveness will only be gradually revealed and therefore will scare less of your opponents away outright.
Infinite Wank Loop
(also called 'Ouroboros of Dumb')
While wanking techniques are usually most effective when combined, this technique works superbly on its own. If you do not have the time to study a variety of techniques, you can still become a competent wanker by mastering the Infinite Wank Loop. In its classic form, it goes as follows:
Wanker (you): [says something mildly stupid]
Opponent: That was stupid.
Wanker: No, it wasn't. What I actually meant was [says something more stupid]
Opponent: What? That's stupid, too.
Wanker: No, it wasn't, because [gives an even more stupid reason]
When properly employed, the Infinite Wank Loop can make you appear to be just as much as an idiot as the Overt Bigot or OMG Stop Persecuting Me techniques, even when those two techniques are combined. It also has the advantage of prolonging the wank argument, because your offensiveness will only be gradually revealed and therefore will scare less of your opponents away outright.
