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I have just remembered one of the reasons I hate fandom (aside from general, constant wankerage) is the whole uptight communities thing.
Please people. This is the magical internet. I can use my amazing powers to track stats and keyword searches, alright? I know what people are reading. They go straight to the perviest of the pervy (stickiest of the icky) and then they forget to bookmark and then they look it up and go back and read it again and bookmark it. What is up with the silent denial? I know. You know. Everybody knows. You don't have to praise me or diss me. Just acknowledge your perv and admit to reading similiar crap.
Also, to those people who send praise along the lines of "I don't really like slash but your story..."
BITE MY ASS. As I just said to Pooky, they've got their wet panties in a bunch and don't know what to do.
BUT, to the new chick nagging me, very sorry. I did tap away at the boys this afternoon, but then got distracted by BSG challenge. Kink! Kink! Bondage and alcohol! Woo hoo!!
That is all.
"Only adults like Frylock and myself get to say Damn, Bitch, Ass, and Hell. So get your damning, helling ass down the damn bitch hallway." Or something to that effect.
Please people. This is the magical internet. I can use my amazing powers to track stats and keyword searches, alright? I know what people are reading. They go straight to the perviest of the pervy (stickiest of the icky) and then they forget to bookmark and then they look it up and go back and read it again and bookmark it. What is up with the silent denial? I know. You know. Everybody knows. You don't have to praise me or diss me. Just acknowledge your perv and admit to reading similiar crap.
Also, to those people who send praise along the lines of "I don't really like slash but your story..."
BITE MY ASS. As I just said to Pooky, they've got their wet panties in a bunch and don't know what to do.
BUT, to the new chick nagging me, very sorry. I did tap away at the boys this afternoon, but then got distracted by BSG challenge. Kink! Kink! Bondage and alcohol! Woo hoo!!
That is all.
"Only adults like Frylock and myself get to say Damn, Bitch, Ass, and Hell. So get your damning, helling ass down the damn bitch hallway." Or something to that effect.
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