and what the fudge crackers is "opposite marriage" anyway?

I am from California, but let me assure you, Carrie Prejean in NO WAY speaks for me, or for most of my state.

Bad karma though it may be, I kind of hope she gets a big herpes sore on her lip every time she has to go to a pageant.

I also hope that she has a read a book once or twice in her stupid, ignorant, privileged life.

Pageants have been out of touch with reality for a long time (I mean, Miss America doesn't even get televised anymore because it's sexist and outdated and no amount of saying it's for scholarships has ever convinced me otherwise), but she's a ridiculous.

On the other hand, *she* is the spokesperson for banning gay marriage. *She* is. She who can barely form a sentence. That ought to say something about the people who brought us Prop 8 in this state. They like and listen to twats like her.



Hmm I'm so ranty lately. I ought to rec some stuff. Get some balance. Hmmmm.

and House last night???? WTF???????

What has I been reading lately?

Random stuff really. Lots of Professionals fic, but nothing I'm in love with, so far. Yet I keep reading. Weird.

What else?

Well normally I don't read RPF/S just on principle, but I've been known to make exceptions. Like for Fake News, because there's great deal of difference between Stephen Colbert and Stephen Colbert, you know?

So I just have to rec this Five Times The Word Messed With People. In which there is God!Jon Stewart and Satan! Stephen Colbert, and lots and lots of insanity. Kind of brillers.

I have also read some Leverage fic. For it is generally awesomesauce. Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady. In which Parker decides to ask out Maggie--Nate's ex-wife Maggie--and Hardison and Eliot are very confused. And also a couple.

Also Leverage. It's All So Clear To Me Now The team through Parker's eyes.

I also recently read a truly awesome story for the Mentalist that dlasta rec'd to me. Now the link is broken. But I'm going to mention it anyway in case it ever pops up again. It was called "Scarlet. Crimson. Red." and was the kind of fic that makes you wish the show ere that good. That makes you search desperately through the net looking for any other fic that good. It was Patrick Jane/Cho and it was like the cuddly alternate universe Bizarro Shawn/Lassiter.

(Speaking of Shawn/Lassiter relationships....has anyone seen Lake Placid? Hector/Sheriff Keogh, y/y?)

Psych fic I meant to rec for crack_van and never got the chance. Running Late for the Bandwagon a series of angsty/fluffy/hot/smexy drabble type things. Shawn/Lassiter, obv.

I'd do vids and stuff, but clearly, I've been posting enough of those. :P