pay no attention to the crazy woman

My computer is freaking out. My car speedometer randomly freaked out last Saturday, though it seems better now. Then there's the whole...no job thing.

But on the plus side, I am taking a mental health break from editing to write silly Psych fluff and (despite having never seen the show but guessing that it's sort of an early version of the Shield only with more gay) reading tons of rly, raly bad fic for the Professionals.

Tell me, world, is there good fic for this fandom or what? Also, Bodie and Doyle srsly need a vid set to "Ghetto Pop Life"...they just do.

Also, Dreamwidth is weirding me out. I feel like I want no part of it yet I want one. ????

For now I'm ignoring it.

I have eaten like a billion donuts. I feel disgusting.

I WENT THROUGH ALL THE TROUBLE TO GET SANE. you can't just leave.

Clearly, on the list of ridiculous things that make me happy is anything (good) mixing old and new. So this--> Fred Astaire Vs Michael Jackson is awesome. So we can all pretend that Fred Astaire was EVER badass. Also, I just love Cyd Charisse and any reminder not to trust a blond.

Other things that make me happy? Parker Posey in House of Yes. Actually just House of Yes. If you've never seen that movie, watch it *now*. No, like NOW. I means it! Meanwhile, here's a freaky random short vid. Normalcy is coursing through my veins "If people are going to start speaking the truth around here, I'm going to bed."


The original banned cartoon of Betty Boop set to Minnie the Moocher. he took her down to Chinatown he showed her how to kick the gong around Banninated! For drug use and sluttiness references! Complete and total insanity! (in a semi-related note, I need to learn how to Charleston, freels)

Little Shop of Horrors Possibly the best musical ever. Topped off by Bill Murray vs Steve Martin in a sado masochistic struggle for dominance!

And finally, because I need to stop for now, Mario Canton, whom I love, doing celebrity Vagina Monologues. Trust Me. Two words...Joan Crawford. Okay, three words...Anna Nicole Smith. My vagina is a flower, suck it lick it pick it

Edit Dude, I forgot Girls Will Be Girls. Drag movie? Cult movie? Hilarious movie. Astrophysicist!!!