Weird Etienne-y thoughts

You know, post-IOS Etienne, who exists solely in my head, one porn without a plot, and in a crackish POTC crossover, is kind of schizo.

He's got this honour-bound, protect my family, serve my king, serve and be gentle to his gentle little convent-raised wifey. And then he's basically a spy/whore/crimelord who enjoys a savage fucking from Deniau.

Anyway...

This probably means that I have more problems I was previously unaware of.

Heh. Oh well.