*looks serious*

From pir8fancie's LJ. And Too funny at that. (I *was* about to say unfake wasn't a word).

The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Your exact opposite: The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: rispacooper

anyone got something for me?

I have been very tired lately, so not much fic of any kind getting written. But I am interested in doing a short bit of something for someone. Preferably in a fic-for-charity kind of way, but will do it just to perk someone up if possible. Technically I have a POTC story that is right on the cusp of shavingkink for pir8fancier that still isn't done. The Commodore's just been sitting in the bathtub getting all pruney, while, unbeknownest to him, Jack Sparrow and a razor lurk behind him. I ought to finish that. Or start Chapter 22 of I.O.S., which is much drama, which is why I haven't touched it yet.

Anyway. Fic doesn't have to be porn. Or even dirty. Or even slash (I did write het, once upon a time). Though that does seem to take the fun out of everything. It could be original or fanfic. (There's been a vampiric/Hellfire Club saga stewing vaguely in the back of my mind for a while). I'd prefer kink or dirtybadwrong or things twisted, as those are more interesting to those of us with mundane lives and open minds but lately I have been down for the cuddles as well. Fluff, but no schmoop, thanks.

Let's see...fandoms I have written for: Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, Horatio Hornblower, POTC, the new Battlestar Galactica, A-team back in the day *cringe*, Count of Monte Cristo, G.I. Joe (on a dare, thank you).

Fandoms I watch and/or am possibly willing to try given the right challenge: Man From UNCLE, CSI (Las Vegas), Law and Order (SVU or CI), (I don't think I could do Firefly or Smallville justice but luff them), classic film (name one, we shall see), Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing.

Things I will not write ever: Mpreg. RPS. Hent--actually I probably could write hentai. It just wouldn't be hot--. Rape=love fic. Underage fic unless both characters are underage and are clearly messing around in realistic young kid love ways (or, to be more blunt, two preteens fooling around is generally awkward and not sexy. I would write it that way).

Things I luff to write: Kink. Non-con. Dirtybadwrong. Hurt with maybe some comfort afterwards. Porn.

I really am so very picky.

or as we've been calling it, the shaving kink...

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