I blame Lassi-pants

[rispacooper]

I'm like...oh I'll just do a fun, short little story. Oh I know, I'll do a Five Things story. I've never done one of those. It'll be awesome.

HA! HA! The story said. No it's going to be the World's Longest Five Things Story. It's going to be 42 pages when you finish. And it laughs at you and spits on your tears!

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[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

DOes it involve a certain dark haired, fair skinned, blue eyed Irish Head Detective and a brown haired, green eyed, tanned, pineapple-loving fake psychic?

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Yes. Of course it does. (Actually it mostly just involves Lassi).

I'll probably post it tomorrow.

All 42 pages of it. *mini-snarl*

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

she asks as she's actually sipping on a pineapple smoothie and finishing up a three parter that started out as comment porn!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

What the hell? Why do they do it to us? Who is it do you think? Lassiter or Shawn who demands drawn out fic?

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

Oh, this time it was Neil Patrick Harris from Harold and Kumar.

But your dilemma? Totally Shawn.

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

because he talks a lot.

and, while we are in the blaming business...
I blame you for my huge ass crush on Michael Weston now...which led to me putting a pic of him in the "Hot Adam" picspam, which led my best friend, ironically named Spencer, to say, "that looks like Mr. Coconut." Which led me to go "phrnnnoughsoud?" and want to attack Mr. C, but, you know, the Captain was in the village and won't be finished raiding until at least tomorrow, so we can't play Hornstock/poor innocent victim of circumstance who hired him as her lawyer until The Captain goes, BUT THEN I found out that the inlaws are coming tomorrow and that effectively rules out any...YOU KNOW...until after they leave and I think I will explode before then!!!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Lassi will start to take on more Shawn characteristics the longer he's around him.


Hey, I don't know what it is about Michael Weston Hornstock
but when I was rewatching that episode, it suddenly occurred to me fabulous gay bait he makes. He's just so molestable. *and* he's got the necktie thing, so he works as a good proxy for any neck tie kink that I Shawn might have.

Make sure Mr. Coconut has on a good tie. :)

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

He has 58 ties.

/suit kink.


//Hornstock was made for molesting. Totally.


///and left handed. I have a kink for lefties, since, you know, I am one and the ONLY one in the family.

/V did it just get hot in here?

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

And, you know, I accept the unspoken apology.

I really need to compose my thoughts before I type so I am not replying to myself as much.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

there's an LJ Comm called PlainClothes for plain Clothes Detective slash fic. I still can't decide if Psych qualifies or not. My feelings about Lassi make me say yes, their general tendency toward period stories makes me say no.

(wonders how a Psych AU would go, then banishes that horrible, evol tempting thought)

In the words of Hedonism Bot "I apologize for nothing".

But I might write you some prons in the future. :) Maybe more Hornstock molesting.

OMGLASSIMOLESTINGHORNSTOCKOMG!!!!!

*dies*

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

Which would just naturally lend itself to some jealousy on Shawn's part (whether jealous of Lassi or Hornstock, I don't know).

Which would lead to angry sex.

Or threesomes.

Or...

*buried next to you*

I really need a good gif of CHicken Lady from Kids in the Hall to illustrate my point.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

I really need a good gif of CHicken Lady from Kids in the Hall to illustrate my point.

Point illustrated, and understood.

*fans self*

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

Jealous Hate!Sex, to get at Shawn through Hornstock


God, yes.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

oh god that's so hot.

i don't know if writing could even do it justice.

work is gonna be...interesting...tonight...

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

hold up...got an outline for you

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

Lassi goes to Hstock's office under the guise of warning him off Shawn or some half-assed excuse to get in there. He is angry that Shawn pulled Adam and not him into that bathroom.
He sees innocent, vulnerable eyes looking up at him as hornstock tries to lie his way into making Lassi believe that he is a big boy and can handle himself.
Hornstock is nervous as hell talking to Lassi. He's found so much confidence thanks to Shawn, but he knows Lassi can see through him and he starts to wonder if there is something between Lassi and Shawn because he knows enough about Shawn in their short time together to suspect that Shawn would think that someone like Lassi who can see right through people's deceptions would be a turn on for a relationship as much as someone vulnerable and self-conscious like Hstock would be for a fling.
Lassi just gets angrier and angrier. The more vulnerable and broken Hornstock becomes in front of him, the more he hates Shawn and the more he gets turned on thinking of the two of them together in the bathroom.

You want to take it from here?

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!
ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS! IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, THEN YOU CAN DO IT!

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

MAYBE NOT THE BEST THING TO DO TO SOMEONE WHO IS COMPLAINING OF A 42 PAGE STORY.

MY BAD.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I was driving to work thinking about whether it would be in character or not for Lassi to screw him outside somwhere...by his policecar...in handcuffs... but in the office! Ooh!

Ideas!

(ignore my issues, I once wrote a 40 page bit of porn for CSI. 40 pages. of just porn. not even a plot I don't know how to shut up).

[senor-coconut-1.livejournal.com]

Well, he obviously has a better office now....