i don't want anybody else...

[rispacooper]

ok so like (uh oh she's been in the rum again) why oh why do I seem to feel that Jack Sparrow likes to touch himself in public? (Like he's a fan of the Divinyls, and when he thinks of JAmes, he touches himself).

I've been reading my Sparrington...Reckless Acts and Moves and Motion, so far, and yes, indeed, Jack Sparrow likes to fondle himself in view of the Commodore.

From where in the movie did I get this image? Is it like the CSI slashers and their weird (yet hot) dirty bathroom stall sex in public fetish? Where did this come from?


and Kittie, I *win* at inventing random POTC fandom perversions. So neener.

That's right. NEENER! hahaha

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[paraxdisepink.livejournal.com]

NEENER!!

I WIN AT MAI TAI!

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

dammit. you do. i concede the victory.

[elessil.livejournal.com]

Jack Sparrow likes to fondle himself in view of the Commodore.
Of course he does. I mean, he's Captain jack Sparrow, and James is the Commodore.

I mean, just LOOK at them during the dock scene and you have to ask? Jack likes flirting. With the Commodore. And self-fondling is totally Jack Sparrow-flirting.

[rispacooper.livejournal.com]

if that's flirting, then i'm curious as to what his actual *moves* are.

oh wait. i've already seen the man in action.
heh heh